Isn’t it great that I just did a month’s worth of your dishes that you left in our newly-cleaned kitchen sink? Now there’s enough space for you to fit the twenty others that were moulding on your desk!
HEY GIRL.
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hey girl, i know you are really busy playing angry birds so ill just make you a nutritious dinner.
I don't know if you guys knew this or not, but Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake used to be roommates! Justin Timberlake was talking about it on ellen. Tumblr won't let me send you a link, but it's pretty easy to find on youtube. Enjoy!
in a perfect world, we’re all the third roommate in that sexy sandwich.
This blog is the most amazing thing ever!!!! It always puts me in a great mood whenever my roommate pisses me off.
you can print some of these off and give them to her. ryan gosling often softens the blow of harsh cold reality.




